Agent Danger (gustheduckie) wrote,
Agent Danger
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I'm bored. And procrastinating. Ergo, meme!



(x) your own cell phone
( ) a television in your bedroom
(x) an MP3 player
( ) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(x) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup) -- technically yes, but it's been pretty crappy lately
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) DVD player in bedroom
( ) at least a hundred DVDs-
( ) a childfree bathroom -- I wish!
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
( ) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar (A very stocked bar)
(x) a working dishwasher
(x) an icemaker
(x) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
(x) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs (James has some)
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
(x) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area -- I blame my parents and sisters for this.
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
(x) wealthy family members
(x) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
(x) a yard
( ) a hammock -- We used to have one, but one of the trees was struck my lightning and had to be taken down. Poop.
( ) a personal trainer
( ) good credit -- no credit, actually, since I've never had a credit card.
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get.
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
(x) a stock portfolio -- My dad takes care of it for me, I really don't know anything about it except that it exists.
( ) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
(x) private medical insurance -- I assume BlueCross BlueShield counts?
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans

Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
(x) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
(x) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person (well, James has lots of money…)
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way

Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
(x) traveled out of the country -- Mexico & Canada only, I've never flown overseas.
( ) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
(x) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
(x) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
(x) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast

Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(x) take riding or swimming lessons as a child -- swimming lessons, duh. Doesn't everyone?
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you


20. Look at me, I'm middle class.
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